...an attention whore, but seriously?
Shut the hell up, and assume it's your fault!
Here we go.
---
Look back at what you've told everyone, okay?

Cat 1; raised inside all his life, never been outside...not even in a carrier.

Cat 2; same as above.

Cat 3; SAME AS ABOVE.
---
Mistake 1; You raised them inside. Inside is ALL THEY KNOW. They will more than likely fucking SPAZZ OUT if you shove them outside. Not that I'm against cats staying indoors all their lives, since depending on where you are, it's safer it keep them inside. Also, some cats hate going outside anyway.

Mistake 2; You shoved the cats outside and assumed they wouldn't panic and wander. While it sounds logical for them to wait by the door, even make enough noise to alert you of their need to be inside. Some cats WILL do these things, whereas others will panic, and try to find you...or simply panic and run all over the place. I've had cats that would do all of it, including one that was simply scared to death of the front door being open. He hated even LOOKING outside.

Mistake 3; You shoved them out, and you live in a) a wooded area full of dangerous wildlife, or b) very close to a exceptionally busy highway. Not bumper-to-bumper busy, speeding down the road busy.


Cat 1 is missing, as are 2 and 3.
Why is this?
Oh...let's guess...
THAT'S RIGHT!
You let them outside!
Outside, where they were either picked up by another animal, human, or hit by a car.

And here you go, crying, whining, and having the AUDACITY to WONDER why your cats keep DISAPPEARING, and saying you have such bad luck with cats.
I don't care how fucking old you are; it IS your fault that they're missing.
No, it's not LUCK. No, I'm not sorry, and no, I'm not changing my opinion. You could hold a loaded gun to my head, and I'd still call you a fucktard for letting your cats out.

Or, more so, shoving your cats out the door, because YOU didn't feel like paying ATTENTION to them, because you were too busy fucking around on the phone or computer, or whatever else.

You shouldn't be allowed to have cats, and I swear to god, I feel sorry for your kids, if and when you have any. I pray that you never get the chance to reproduce; we have enough stupidity going on in the world.

You need to grow the fuck up, get your goddamn priorities straight. No, I don't CARE what your motherfucking excuse is! You need to disappear for a while, take some time to EVOLVE, for fucks sake. Stop thinking about the latest casing you got for your cell phone, alright?